it is totaqllY STUCK HELPPPP

HUHH

oly in ythe coolc clear light of dasy (uh am i am obvs still drunkers) can i recongize that my genious GENIUSSSbwhas not, indeed, geniuoud. ” your hand are the only n ones skinny wneough t bhep me [redacted]” wuhhhhh? i dont even. ANYWAY! so you didnt come out and and thats kokay becaue SOOONNN i am “not gwttting my hopesd uip” but alsdo i am totes “gwtting my hopesd up”. holla hapa [effed?}

OJH ALSO one of theses days e’rtthing els wqill falll through nad yo (a dffrent one0 will be foreced to settle, naybe in a few weeks i can be patitnet . smiley face frosss.

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whatwhat regeeeeeetttt

shit man reGRET who even

 

things i shoukd not do:

send-a that emaiil

 

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sdo you knwo how much i like you?

a lot.

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give me the [redacted]sssss

I HAVE W NEW ONE!

I can say becauase for once noonenoonenononenobosydy will know! WHOPOOOO! take that people. take it.

 

so yes. youe margaritas a er bad and your beers arent great and nbalbh balh balh all it TAKES igt a MOUSTACHE and youi have a vvvvvvvvvvv no ece one so lessa make a this a happ[en? A/?? whatbdo you think?

nesss friaday imma be ready with my HIPPPPPP outgfiot band nmy HIPPP was (I , natch. have neither but immmmmma try to fake it for yourb pleSSSSSSHHHSSSHSHSHSHHSH).

 

you. are. welcxome. mmhmmm.

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MAET(on ye bones)

wow. so. wow.

what a weir dnight. so weird. NOT what i expected at all. I guess that is that what WHAT THEY cxall committment *they?). They!! yes. I committed and was ….successful??? You coohe yr choice i guess, you choose it. and i did. I shchose it. DO> YES> YOU? I cannot even start to deconstruct the absurdity at the mo’ expeccept to note that it awas, indeed, absurdity. i cannot. even. REALLY I CANNOT>

SO. sahll I? it hink I shall. if not you than the other. does it matter(yes i like the timiedd ones, but…) anywhoos

OKAY UNTIL TOMORRROPW. (hopefulls i wake up and can write an emailzzzzzzzzzzzz) heart

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what wa sthatv ouy tried to sayyyy??

heh.

so, probs gonna see al thrree of yall tomorrow evening which is hilar bc YALL ALLVTRIED the last time i say yall. which is hilar. as noted.

despite [situation[ i would be more tahn happs to let ish ahppen so dont be afraid to try. if at first you dnt succeed if yr best is a mess ry again.(--stepahnoie hortahn)

uma slo dont ene ask what im lisssening to. DONTIEVENASKIDASAID.

 

postscriptlll:: tell me what songs make you all rilllllleeedddddd uppppppppppppp. [imma put em on me phone fort the actuitivites festivities ugh wevs RDWHAHABBBBBBBBBBBBBBB<--heh]

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sehhesh

soryr for kissing you

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